Bottom - 05 - Tele-Snaps (Page 1)

Bottom's Up, written by Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson

Richie (Mayall) is doing housework on a Sunday morning, and while cursing at a vicar from the flat window, he talks about how wonderful Sundays are. Eddie (Edmondson) tells him to close the curtain while he's watching "The Furry Honey-Pot Adventure". Richie does so, and then presents Eddie with his "Sunday Fish Finger". Eddie doesn't like fish fingers, so Richie eats it instead, and finds it to be rather unpleasant.

Eddie then explains the film to Richie, who brings to light that it MAY be a kid's film, and not the dirty flick that Eddie was expecting. Eddie, unscathed, presents two more videos to Richie: "Big Jugs", which is in fact a history of pottery in the 19th century, and then what Eddie thinks to be "Swedish Lesbians in Blackcurrant Jam", which is in fact "Swedish Legends in Blackcurrant Jam Making".

Disappointed, Eddie decides to press on with "The Furry Honey-Pot Adventure", but just as they think something dirty is going to happen, the film ends, leaving both men severely disappointed.


Page 2 to be released Wednesday night.


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